Based on this photo, the top 10 quotes from Jan UIllrich:10) "WTF?! I said, WTF?!"
9) (In his best Chandler Bing voice) "Could this helmet BE any smaller?"
8) "They promised me a date with Catherine Zeta-Jones if I wore this fugly pink jersey again....lying bitches!"
7) "Well, at least I'm far enough back to not get the 'Lance Look' again."
6) "Sheisse!....no really, I gotta sheisse right now!"
5) "So you're dropping me huh? Well, YOU try doing X all night and riding and see how you do."
4) "T-mobile, 'Get more' my ass...
3) "I don't care what other Germans like, stop filling my earpiece with that techno crap."
2) "Man, my mouth is dryer than that night I did 3 hits of X and a line of coke."
1) "Does this jersey make me look fat?"
Posted by El Jefe a 36 year old on 07/12/05