I'm tired of getting the jump on aging jetfighters. I kick those skinnyTDF mf'rs a$$es every climb and time-trial; just gotta push play. Lunges, squats and plyometrics until my friggin levis burst. I 'bout peed on myself laughing when I outsprinted the same Honda 4 of 5 lights Saturday. I rode Mars and Uranus with Reg a few weeks ago. I was a big ringing badass. I raced myself up Lake Hughes and won again But the feeling's gone - I need competition dammit!
F-you and in yo face, Lay em out and measure, I need to race to put me back in my place. A little humiliation to make me a little faster and a lot less obnoxious. Maybe I just need to get laid!
Posted by FFW a 47 year old Cross-Country Rider riding a itchy irritated ego from Palmdale on 04/17/06
paz afuera Posted by Papisimo riding a Bike on 04/18/06
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Re: I wanna race dammit!
I'm heavy into the Dad thing these days. No Sagebrush, Keyesville, Bonelli, Fontuckynat; No double centuries - crap not even a single!
Firestone is it. I'll probably have premature squirtation and blow half way thru the first lap!
I'll stumble off the ST, sit in my plastic lawn chair with a teletubbie blankie over my lap, pop a double barrel and stroke away whilst watching the rest of you doin' it fer real.
Yep - it's been a while... Posted by FFW a 47 year old Cross-Country Rider riding a MPB from Palmdale on 04/18/06
"....sit in my plastic lawn chair with a teletubbie blankie over my lap, pop a double barrel and stroke away whilst watching the rest of you doin' it fer real."
Just make sure the moms at the playground don't see ya! They might just call the cops! <8^)
Posted by STP a 47 year old Racer riding a K2 Razorpiggie from P'Dale on 04/18/06